The twirling iced cap is good enough for me.
- Monica

Welcome to the matrix of the mitochondria...
- Diana & Monica

Air, tea, whatever.
- Monica

Monica: Think of your gay friends...
Diana: Phagocytosis!

I would like a sensational muffin.
- Monica

Joan of Arc in Africa?
- Jay

Gas is a decoration. You want your car to run, you decorate it with gas.
- Jay

Artsy sex? Let's do it!
- Diana

If I wanted a slow person in front of me, I would have gotten behind you!
- Monica