I'm a moron and my breasts have ligaments.
- Fallopian

I think I auto-snickered.
- Felisa

I think basically she was a vagina and that's what he was looking for.
- Fibble

Diana: There's so much to do out here!
Felisa: Yeah! Get lost, die...

Is this red as in we can't go?!
- Mercy, at a stoplight

You made me aware of my groin, kitty.
- Fabio

If you want me to think, I have to blink.
- Julie

You know, even though I wanna die, I still feel vaguely positive.
- Fisk

I really didn't mean to stimulate Pam.
- Laura

...that was my first concert, as a human being.
- Paul