Felisa: Oh yes! The story!
Monica: You're doing it again.
Felisa: To make a long story short, we were in Europe, and we were in these groups... *confused look* Oh wait. Wrong story.

It's one of the great tribulations of America. Eating s'mores.
- Sam

Matt: Are your parents shorter than you?
Mercy: No.
Matt: Are they taller than you?

I didn't know my thumb was there, until it started burning.
- Gordon

Diana: Why are you so much warmer than I am?
Pere: Because. I am a man of hot blood.

Mercy: That guy looks like a gummibear.
Monica: He and I could make little gummibears!

Daffodil: I think she views you as a mother figure.
Juniper: Which is, I suppose, what I am. If only I could do it without being pudgy.

Ooo...I wanna be man-handled by some seaman.
- Killarney