Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Oh, the air comin' outta your nose is hot! It's almost like an exhaust pipe.
- Paul
Almost anything, if I can't find it out somewhere, it's between my legs.
- Paul
It says, What Must I Do to be Saved? And then it says, Abridged.
- Julie
Wow, those homeless people in Quebec must be rich!
- Diana
I'm ready, Jesus, beam me up!
- Paul

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

So Diana, I'm assuming you're not theologically in alignment with your church of choice.
- Paul
My apologies, dawg.
- Felisa
If I was a snake, I'da bit ya.
- Paul
I would love to analyze data.
- Jeremy
Cookies bring peace to the world. That's what we should be dropping in Afghanistan. Cookies.
- Jeremy

Idiocy by the Numbers