Tuesday, April 29, 2008

No. No one here has been touched by his...creepiness.
- Felisa

Saturday, April 26, 2008

Jimmy Carter's been talkin' to hummus!
- Pollonius
My father was an entomologist before he became an Adventist.
- a professor

Tuesday, April 15, 2008

If I'm gonna hold your foot, I'm gonna do it my way.
- Paul
I feel like a guppy on the beach.
- Julie
Now she's like a Jew, but alive.
- Greg
You're like a Nazi, but of joy!
- Diana
The quote "Who is more foolish, the fool or the fool who follows him?" is that from Star Wars or the Bible?
- Jon

Idiocy by the Numbers