Saturday, January 31, 2009

Happy Birthday! Here's a vagina.
- Ryan

Monday, January 26, 2009

I should change my name to Paul Hussein Skinner.
- Paul

Thursday, January 22, 2009

Now let's go look at some balls!
- Larry King

Monday, January 19, 2009

The LAP-BAND® can change your life...just like Candy!
- a radio ad

Idiocy by the Numbers