I assume my wife is competent, so sue me!
- Gabi

I bet there's not a lot of people who have to cut their cat off the sofa!
- Paul

Good! You need to be fresh as a dairy tomorrow!
- Felisa

I like the feeling of being taken care of, but if I want to spread my wings and spit in your eye...
- Julie

You could almost make the case that Ellen was a closet Thomist, but don't. It wouldn't work.
- a professor

I saw three big cemeteries close together, so most of the people around here are dead.
- George

We definitely need multi-angled Monica.
- Monica

Wait just a minute... [pause] Oh never mind. I thought my mom was saying something relevant but she wasn't.
- Hillary

...pumpin' the word of God into people like a rabbit hunter pumpin' shot gun pellet into a rabbit...
- A churchgoer

It's a little like pornography; everybody knows what it is but nobody can define it.
- Yet another professor

Where would my life be without the media making fun of my religion?
- Felisa

Children eating flesh meat and spicy foods have strong tendencies toward sexual indulgences.
- Ellen G. White

Becoming a parent is a crapshoot.
- A professor

Sundance didn't care a fig about meaning.
- The same professor

I think they [women] look better in skirts. But that's not a moral issue, it's an aesthetic issue.
- A professor

You push the shift key, just like a typewriter--or, rather, a computer keyboard.
- A relation

I have just discovered the need for an appendix!
- Diana

I can't really be around you anymore because you'll take my hair.
- Greg

You're becoming a whore of information.
- Felisa

I wish I had a penis so I could pee out windows.
- Frankie

I have a J-like attitude to my P-ness.
- Greg

The thing is, for me, pivoting is basketball.
- Felisa

I don't understand the aesthetic decisions of others.
- Greg

Don't eat that! It fell on the cat!
- Julie

Don't you dare put me on a pedestal! I have suffrage!
- Greg

I demand optimism!
- Diana

They don't smell naked.
- Greg

I may not be able to see, but I am mean.
- Felisa

You have a very expressive chin.
- Greg

You should never take the cookie who's driving!
- Julie

I want a space library; there has to be a God!
- Diana