Why is the vagina in the crotch pit? Satan's smart; he should know.
- Mercy

I'm all for androgyny. That can be interesting.
- Fizzle

I don't want to be a delicate flower, I want to be a bunny, strong and fast.
- Monica

Just because she's your dentist doesn't mean she's not a person.
- Monica

What did you do? You inverted her enchilada?!
- Julie

His personality is what makes him sexy. Even I like him.
- Paul

We are de-virginizing you tonight.
- Gordon

Kirstin: 'Indeed.' I would never date someone who says 'Indeed.'
Greg: I say 'Indeed!'
Kirstin: Precisely.