I assume my wife is competent, so sue me!
- Gabi

I bet there's not a lot of people who have to cut their cat off the sofa!
- Paul

Good! You need to be fresh as a dairy tomorrow!
- Felisa

I like the feeling of being taken care of, but if I want to spread my wings and spit in your eye...
- Julie

You could almost make the case that Ellen was a closet Thomist, but don't. It wouldn't work.
- a professor