Friday, November 24, 2006

Julie: What's the difference between air and water?

Paul: How'd you like to breathe water?

Wednesday, November 22, 2006

Diana: So that was the pilot.

Julie: So there are how many more episodes? One, two, three, four, five, six...

Diana: Mother, they're numbered.

Monday, November 20, 2006

Look! She's a stamen!
- Julie

Saturday, November 18, 2006

I am not a man.
- Mike

Tuesday, November 14, 2006

Her head is porous.
- Greg

Friday, November 03, 2006

I don't wanna date you if you aren't a book website.
- Diana

Thursday, November 02, 2006

I don't like interruptions in my bread.
- Mike

Idiocy by the Numbers