Just because you make my cheek tingle when you kiss it doesn't mean I won't break your elbow.
- Mike

Yes, my father was Oregon. And my mother was California. You'll notice he's on top.
- Kelly

I'm gonna get me a Bucket o' Man!
- Kelly

Please don't scream so loudly when I embrace you.
- Mike

Stop aiming your Death Star at me.
- Mike

You're an electronic weasel.
- Kelly

Certain fruits should be emphasized.
- Kelly

Are they powered by post-colonial angst?
- Kelly

Are you done? ...because you put your cookie in your salad.
- Mike