Felisa: I dunno what to wear tomorrow.
Diana: Is it important?
Felisa: Only in the sense that my office requires clothes.

This is what men do. They talk about clubbing chickens.
- Felisa

I wish all my cats weren't dead.
- Felisa

I always remember movies where I'm clutching people.
- Felisa

Waitress: Oh, I haven't seen you guys study here before. Where do you go?
Mercy: Where did we go? To sleep!