Yeah, like the world needs a more reticent Diana.
- Kelly

I don't like sub-par punk.
- Monica

At least I stopped putting things down your pants!
- Felisa

...I can usually find my dippers.
- Kimber

If I had a tail, I'd wag it.
- Monica

Jay: I'd like a Veggie Whopper, please.
Burger King employee: Would you like meat on that?

I'm like a man-whore, but I'm a woman, so I'm just a whore!
- April

I always prefer bodice ripping to be accompanied by recitations of Nietzsche.
- April

I like things that are everything.
- Diana

Yeah, she's in England or San Francisco or something...
- Jay

I will not eat blueberries alone!
- Diana

Jay: Because the Bible tells us to gird ourselves with loins...
Diana: Um, I think that's, "Gird your loins..."

The twirling iced cap is good enough for me.
- Monica

Welcome to the matrix of the mitochondria...
- Diana & Monica

Air, tea, whatever.
- Monica

Monica: Think of your gay friends...
Diana: Phagocytosis!

I would like a sensational muffin.
- Monica

Joan of Arc in Africa?
- Jay

Gas is a decoration. You want your car to run, you decorate it with gas.
- Jay

Artsy sex? Let's do it!
- Diana

If I wanted a slow person in front of me, I would have gotten behind you!
- Monica