It's like...a picture from space. And when you're walking the streets, you're not in space.
- Julie

You're like a really pretty pig.
- Julie

I've never really been into the musculoskeletal system.
- Monica

Diana: You know, Jesus made those [worms].
Julie: No He didn't; they are a result of sin.

You should no longer read men's shirts. They will all disappoint and push you closer to lesbianism.
- Bret

You should bear your children before you get all wild n wacky with MSG.
- Julie

That is the biggest lie ever. You don't care about my anti-Jesus voodoo.
- Fuschia

Well, I gotta drive so let's text!
- Felisa

I accidentally made risotto.
- Felisa

Felisa: When am I ever super interesting?
Diana: Sometimes...
Felisa: Like when?!
Diana: I dunno, like when your family members die and stuff.