Perhaps you should have taken a more interesting class. Like Lap Dancing Pandas 101.
- Craig

I DEFEATED IT WITH SQUASH!!!!
- Felisa

What is the point of a Japanese Silkie chicken?
- Julie

Felisa: I have seen you give the dirtiest looks ever!
Diana: To WHOM?!?!?!
Felisa: (somewhat hysterically) To MEEEEEEE!!!!

They're never platonic snakes!
- Felisa

Please take my clothes off and ignore me!
- Fedora

Save a wall, climb a cowboy!
- Felisa

Kittens and puppies and uteri!
- Felisa

I am not in the mood to pretend that I have something hanging between my legs!
- Flo

So, the guy that I talked to your boots about...
- Julie

Yum yum yum...it's like grape juice, but with a little something extra.
- Diana

I see dead people all the time, and I'm done with dead.
- Felisa

Adventism is best given up now.
- Craig

Why can't they just wanna sleep together and be happy?!
- Freida

Let's go home and touch your snake!
- Monica

...that's why happiness sucks.
- Felisa

Diana: That girl in that car was giving me a funny look. I dunno why.
Felisa: Because you're freakin' singin' into your coffee!

I ordered books! The books are gonna bring back my brain!
- Julie

I'm about ready to go to bed again and I haven't even put on pants yet!
- Diana

There is nothing "shabbat" about you right now, let alone "shalom."
- Felisa

Can you please stop yelling "it wasn't long!"? It's making me uncomfortable.
- Felisa

I do like to mentally fornicate. It's my favorite kind of fornication.
- Diana

Where is the sun?! It should be up there! Auuuggghhh!
- Diana

Yes! I can do something! By virtue of my two arms. Good thing there's me!
- Monica

So what do you do, just pull it out of your pants when you need it?
- Jereboam

Jamster? You want me to call you Jamster?
- Diana

Thank you. You're so kind. ...don't stab me.
- Paul

If only your chest were more pliable...
- Felisa

I could name one of my slippers Sludge, but then the other one would be jealous because it didn't have a name.
- Diana

I had a slipper named Smudge once.
- Monica

This is a big glue stick! I like big glue sticks!
- Jose Luis

Diana: Where does the mountain lion live?
Julie: Ummm...behind Grandma and Grandpa's house.

I'm a moron and my breasts have ligaments.
- Fallopian

I think I auto-snickered.
- Felisa

I think basically she was a vagina and that's what he was looking for.
- Fibble

Diana: There's so much to do out here!
Felisa: Yeah! Get lost, die...

Is this red as in we can't go?!
- Mercy, at a stoplight

You made me aware of my groin, kitty.
- Fabio

If you want me to think, I have to blink.
- Julie

You know, even though I wanna die, I still feel vaguely positive.
- Fisk

I really didn't mean to stimulate Pam.
- Laura

...that was my first concert, as a human being.
- Paul