I DEFEATED IT WITH SQUASH!!!!
- Felisa

What is the point of a Japanese Silkie chicken?
- Julie

Felisa: I have seen you give the dirtiest looks ever!
Diana: To WHOM?!?!?!
Felisa: (somewhat hysterically) To MEEEEEEE!!!!

They're never platonic snakes!
- Felisa

Please take my clothes off and ignore me!
- Fedora

Save a wall, climb a cowboy!
- Felisa

Kittens and puppies and uteri!
- Felisa

I am not in the mood to pretend that I have something hanging between my legs!
- Flo

So, the guy that I talked to your boots about...
- Julie

Yum yum yum...it's like grape juice, but with a little something extra.
- Diana

I see dead people all the time, and I'm done with dead.
- Felisa

Adventism is best given up now.
- Craig

Why can't they just wanna sleep together and be happy?!
- Freida