There is nothing "shabbat" about you right now, let alone "shalom."
- Felisa

Can you please stop yelling "it wasn't long!"? It's making me uncomfortable.
- Felisa

I do like to mentally fornicate. It's my favorite kind of fornication.
- Diana

Where is the sun?! It should be up there! Auuuggghhh!
- Diana

Yes! I can do something! By virtue of my two arms. Good thing there's me!
- Monica