Monday, April 26, 2010

So what do you do, just pull it out of your pants when you need it?
- Jereboam

Thursday, April 15, 2010

Jamster? You want me to call you Jamster?
- Diana

Monday, April 05, 2010

Thank you. You're so kind. ...don't stab me.
- Paul
If only your chest were more pliable...
- Felisa
I could name one of my slippers Sludge, but then the other one would be jealous because it didn't have a name.
- Diana
I had a slipper named Smudge once.
- Monica

Thursday, April 01, 2010

This is a big glue stick! I like big glue sticks!
- Jose Luis
Diana: Where does the mountain lion live?
Julie: Ummm...behind Grandma and Grandpa's house.

Idiocy by the Numbers